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    July 03

    马步蹲儿不稳就别他妈的玩儿空投,老子没义务给您擦马桶圈儿

          去十次厕所七次能碰上有人把尿滋到马桶圈儿上,这要搁以前卓越也就不说了,毕竟空间小除了铺卫生纸就没别的选择,但这里是提供厕纸的,取用很方便,为什么还是经常碰到有人把尿滴到马桶圈儿上呢。
          我知道不少人有洁癖,她觉得垫那薄薄一张纸起不到隔离的作用,所以就撅着屁股尿,当然这也没什么问题,但前提是麻烦您把马桶圈儿掀起来!您又不掀马桶圈儿,还非要蹲马步儿,您还蹲不稳直晃悠,您那B门儿不长眼全尿圈儿上了,之后您还能抬屁股系裤子开门儿走人,您好意思么!好吧,我也碰到过稍有“素质”的,她拿卫生纸擦了,但没擦干净,把几滴抹成一片,湿漉漉的这不恶心人么?!
          原来我碰到这种情况我会用卫生纸把它擦干净,但现在绝不!谢谢您了,洁癖狂们,我们没指望马桶圈儿能像您的脸一样干净,但也总不能比您的屁股还脏吧?

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